Friday, April 25, 2008 $BlogItemTitle$> [ 8:56 PM
] yesterday, a certain teacher used my phone to call shao wei for five whole minutes cause shao wei was sick, talk so long okay. then shes very annoying okay, she din ask me to lend her my phone, SHE DEMANDED it, its like very irritating, she acts as if i am ever so willing to lend her my phone, as if, why i want to lend her anything, and my phone almost no money leh de lor!
so i was complaining to joie, then suddenly joie's eyes dartled behind, so i turned arnd, that bloody _____ heard everything! zomg, she wasnt angry la, but she pushed all the blame to shaowei, which made me quite -urgh- in my head
and for drama we have to choose a topic and talk abt it to the class, i love drama class Mr Hogan :D hes so funny and drama class is very fun
my topic was what country u wanted to go to most
ME: i want to go to Botswana, cause i heard that there are naked mole rats there, and i always wanted to see naked mole rats cause i feel a natural kinship with them, i reckon i have naked mole rat ancestry, also botswana apparently had merkats, i watch merkat manner and they are very cute, so i want to go botswana to see all those animals
Class; laughs liek shit
next topic: how u tell someone is lying
shirlyn: (twirls hair like a fanatic) i have an elephant in my bathtub
esther:(flaps skirt maniacally) i soooo believe u
Shirlyn:(pulls jacket zip up and down super fast) its trueeee.
class: imitates them and laugh crazily
and my group is shao, joie, jinni, esther me :D
i love my group! My group name is THE SEXY TEAPOTS, courtosy of shao the pao
and we have nicknames according to the elements of a sandwhich, courtasy of shao too!
shao: a (stale, my idea) breadcrumb
joie: a lump of jam
esther: a slice of cucumber
jinni: a dash of olive oil
me :a pickled ham ( i was originally a pinch of salt, but she wants my name to phyme with joies :D)
and i even made up a group theme song
im a sexy teapot
curvy and hot (does curvy and hot hand action)
here is my handle and her is my sprout (does bimb hand action)
when the air is boiling, u know its uc (more bimb action)
tip me over and pour me out (sick connotation intended)
and i have this oh poo, oh pee cheer, i heard frm a fren
oh poo,
oh pee
oh excretion
i was doing it when this teahcer saw me, so paiseh!