Saturday, June 14, 2008 its moments like me wanna smile [ 1:53 AM
] sms convo between me and nurul
nurul: ____ said something gross on ____'s tagboard!
me: omg What!!!
nurul!: (screams juicy gossip)
me: i bet its cause he is jealous lor!
nurul: (yabber...) but my (toot) is bigger than everyones! my milky and juicy one :D
me: haha yeah! and space saving too! can expand and contract at will. lol
nurul: ah, unlike theirs! so small don need to save space :)
me:
lol, mine mine is the biggest man! can expend up to fourteen inches :D full of milk and other juicy goodness
nurul: i will squish your balls so they will become small
me:
but then all the milk will come out! D:nurul:
don worry, i will drink it! omg, i cant belive i said that! (yabbers about family)
(part omitted)
nurul: ____ looks like a monk. maybe he is our brother, cause we are nuns and all.
me: haha yuck. i think ____ looks like a monk too, a corrupt monk that is
nurul:
keyword - corrupt. lol i think ____ is better looking than the rest.
me: haha (gossips)
nurul:
yeah, lets circle all the faces of the goodlooking guys
me: haha okay. (part ommitted) erm ___
(boring part ommitted)
nurul: oh chey i know! ____
(boring part ommitted)
me: (changes topic) hey, you know i think ____ looks very fatherly, he reminds me of my dad D: but my dad is short lah. haha and he is like muscular like my dad.
this part not in the sms, but i shall talk about it anw: casue i have the osim uscale at home, then can caculate body weight
then i was like haha, my body fat decrease and muscle weight increase :D
dad: you got muscles meh
me: yeah la! i show you (proceeds to show off non-existent muscles)
dad: you call that muscles! i show you what real muscles are (proceed to show off extremely imba and tanned muscles and goes off to calculate body fat)
the results were like so little fats la! *glares at my chao fit dad* his muscles are damn big okay :(
anw, back to the sms convo
nurul: haha, ____ is so tall, that his centre of gravity is at his balls
me: (laughs like siao) yeah, but then when he runs, his ball will jiggles, then centre of gravity will sway
nurul: to his chilli! omg, this is so gross, lets go back to the guys thing
me: haha, but chilli will sway and wiggle too!
(rest of it is boring :D)
now dear readers, did you enjoy that really big dose of fluff and gayness above :D
haha, oh and i shall list my recent loves
william mosely ( i love the accent and he was really good in prince caspian! cute too! the hair is nice, ben barnes sucks in comparision, he has zero acting skills man! and no looks at all. erm skandar is only so-so)
klye patrick (hot, when he sings! he was so sexy when he sang jenny during the click five concert! and the flip-jump he executed at the finale was amazing!)
kaka (the footballer -- cute smile and really talented)
christiano ronaldo (okay lah, but his body is so fit man! he has nice abs! but he is like very arrogent D:)
look at the abs!
and this pic is nice too